this is got to be a joke:
Christians REJOICE! Jesus will lead us in a real star war - between the armies of Heaven and Satan. Believers will beam up to the Starship in the sky, and Captain Jesus shall lead a thousand year Federation of Planets before Judgment Day.
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Christians REJOICE! Jesus will lead us in a real star war - between the armies of Heaven and Satan. Believers will beam up to the Starship in the sky, and Captain Jesus shall lead a thousand year Federation of Planets before Judgment Day.
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